As McKinlay approaches the tower, he wonders, "Does it have a bathroom?"
He uses the cathometer, Holy Brush, and infrared visor on the cellar door
"We have the Holy Key, but no Holy Key-Hole!"
Once inside the Tower: "Ghosts! ?? -- ah, that's just us."
"No pictures, please! I am beginning to sense something with the Holy Belly Button."
The Holy Belly Button ("I have always wondered how it got there")
Beside the tower's winding stairs: for 5 years, McKinlay was known in 3D Chat as "X" (???)
The Magdala Tower Roof: still undaunted, "X" gets out his Holy Paraphernalia for one more try
But still no readings on the cathometer
Finally, Peter lights up a cigarette. "Give it up, X! This is a 'Nothing Place'!"
So, McKinlay buys some more books on the subject at the Rennes le Chateau Bookstore
"Don't photograph me here! Do you want to ruin my reputation?"
